How to Win Friends and...

This episode sponsored by Dale Carnegie (and the letter K, of course).

A tip for winning at Scrabble is to break your opponent's hand (or, if you don't really want to sully your own hands -- heh heh heh -- just make sure it is done somehow, preferrably with the slightest protrusion of osseous tissue).

In our next tip-giving edition, we shall address the pulse-pounding issue of Packing Light & Running Fast.