Notes on paper towels

Well, not notes "on" paper towels. Notes about paper towels.

It has been brought to my attention, by alert reader La-La (aka, Laura), that some persons may be concerned by the small size of the paper towels, appearing in yesterday's informative entry on milk warnings.

Firstly, like many things here, "paper towels" are not "paper towels" but "kitchen towels". "Whipped cream" is not "whipped cream", either. But that is getting onto something else completely. Secondly, Yes, they are tiny. I was alarmed by this at first, but now have developed a slight fear of the monstrous towels back home. You DO all know what they represent, don't you? :) Of course you do! Finally, No, there is no select-a-size. That is also representative.

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