Kidnapped Mobile Phone!

Spoons are reproducing again. At this moment, there are only three since have been responsible and re-used several times in making repeated cups of tea throughout afternoon and evening as procratinatory activity. However, it seems rather suspicious that I managed to lose my phone earlier and am under impression that more spoons were involved in transporting said mobile device to stair railing in front hall without my knowledge. The distress caused in my 12' x 8' personal space searching did manage to prevent me from having to think up more creative ways of not reading about phonological differences between NAmEng (North American English) and RP (Received Pronunciation). Like catching up on written correspondence in Olde English Style or cleaning lint from electric extension cords or cooking or burning CDs -- oh wait. Now I get to stay up until 2 am reading such riveting material.

After beginning recount of holly-day, of course. It is best to tackle these things a little bit at a time and, as I always say.....

But more of that later.

Two amusing items have been provided for my enjoyment today and as am great believer in sharing:

Pet Parrot Exposes Husband's Philandering
no comment on names. you are all clever trolley people.
Let's Ask the Cats
really must read the relevant article linked before viewing images

Cheers to Cousine Lady Lindsey Lovely-locks for first one.
Paul for second one.